One does not simply get enough of the Dwarfs’ selfies
bonus: Luke Evans & Royd Tolkien (J.R.R. Tolkien’s great-grandson)
Because Gandalf gave them weed and they smoked it - according to Dean O’Gorman.
School selfies wuddup? @hopeless_feelings #selfies #school #juusstttin #bbyg #iwasinthe3rdgradeonce #huwhat #xoxo
*starts a fire in my kitchen*
*starts fire in my bedroom*
Omfg. Um. Hello there.
*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*
*gets trapped in lift*
The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—
And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.
Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground.
In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.
And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke.
In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.
Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.
So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.
*nervous giggling* *goes to die* *is wonderfully content with the fact because she has seen glorious heaven and it is this picture/explanation*
I’ve been itching to make a Dwarf Inquisitor concept for the past few days and I finally did it. Also have a pair of goof dwarves freaking out BECAUSE LIGHTNING HANDS.
Accurate for everyone’s Cadashes ;3;
WTH WTF WHAT IS THIS GREEN LIGHT THINGIE AAAA
what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?
Conquering Earth, that’s what.